AudioPorn Central

we are back

OK, the waiting and the tweaking is over!

As you see the AudioPorn Central is back today with full force just as we promised it. Your support means a lot to us and it's so nice to see how much you love your APC and how much you loved us when we were dead. Let's celebrate the APC 2.0 and support us to take over the world. We are happy to promote your amazing creatures (music, video, tool, gig, event, party etc) so keep on bombing us with emails, fill up our dropbox and keep on visiting the site every day, twice ore more! Tell your friends that the world's world's porn site is back and there is a non-stop party @ the APC.

Let us know hos do you like this new APC, what do you think about the new features, the AudioPorn TV, the AudioPorn FM, the new layout, errors or buf you find, suggest things, tip us, give us the low down, etc. Never forget that your feedback drives us so fill us up with energy ;)

LOVE

the APC Team

exclusive CSS playlist, Neon Neon and Muse/Soulwax today @ AudioPorn FM

the new stuffz on AudioPorn FM today are

CSS playlist For Fairtilizer.com
A summer playlist from CSS for Fairtilizer.com including tracks by Santogold, The Breeders, Kylie, Beastie Boys, Whitney Houston, Leonard Cohen, David Bowie, Edith Piaf and many more
Muse: Muscle Museum (Soulwax Remix)
electro dream rmx
Neon Neon: Neon Theme
too short, but they have a DeLorean ;)
Matias Aguayo: Minimal (KOZE MIX)
Fantastic summer-like remix by the always excellent DJ KOZE on Matias Aguayo new single “Minimal” on Kompakt!
Seu Jorge: Eterna Busca
Groove made in Brazil
Senor Coconut And His Orchestra: Around the World
“Around the World” is el Senors latest journey into the realm of Pop history.
The Charlatans: You Cross My Path [McSleazy Remix]
as you read it here on APC
Pheugoo: American Boy Around the World
hardcore pop

ah BTW

if you wanna be totally uptodate with the new stuff we put on APC FM
why don't you follow this RSS feed?
or check the list under the player here at the sidebar ;)

AudioPorn FM

Yeah the AudioPorn FM is back! And it got bigger and stronger!!
Its not a weekly podcast anymore, its a streaming channel, online radio, or playlist. Well let's just call it AudioPorn FM ;) From now on we will add 4-5 songs every day to this playlist also long mixes or dj sets. So after few weeks we will have hours and hours of quality music to listen to!! If you like it, you can copy the player's code and you can put it in your website, it will refresh itself automatically and this way we can play music for you in your own site;) We will upload the tracks we post about here and we will browse on Fairlitzer for more gems. As you know we are happy to spread the world about the things we like, so if you have something to us don't hesitate to send it to us. Don't wait till we find it, send your barnd new track just as you finished it.
Anything goes, originals, remixes, mashups, long mixes, any style or genre from all around the world!
But you know all these already ;)
Fill up our Dropbox or catch up with us @ Fairlitzer, you know where to find us. Lets see what has been added to the AudioPorn FM today.

hey wtf, you supposed to be dead!!

yes you are right
this site supposed to be dead now
BUT
well the APC is not dead anymore
I've tired to kill it but something crossed my evil and dirty plans
about bury this site for ever
its too early to say anything about it
but as you see we are back and we will rock and roll you again
currently we are finetuning the system
and the APC 2.0 will start at the 1st of July
of course we will post daily till then
so we are expecting to see you here two three times daily;)

pls help us to spread the news
the world's worst porn site is back!!

LOVE

Simon Iddol

Monday Kick sure shot

- Yeah, I've heard it too!! -
- Something is happening at Busytown! -

Lets check it out, yo...

is there...

what do you think?
do we get an another life after we die?
do you believe in miracles?

the end

- Mum, what happened to that cat? -
- It's OK honey, he is only sleeping.... -

yes, you are right
the Think Week was longer than a week
I can't say that I'm happy, but I don't wanna tease you anymore
the AudioPorn Central is dead, or let's say its only sleeping
if you believe in miracles sign up to the APC mailing list, you can never know

even if I killed the APC I enjoyed making it, I learned a lot
and I wanna THANK YOU all for your support, love and visits
make sure to visit the ultimate hero, Earl the Dead Cat
if you wanna catch up with me in the future
the simoniddol.com is the only place to go

ciao

Simon Iddol

PS
is you are a real AudioPorn Freak
and you wanna keep yourself updated with music
here is a little gift for you
I made the APC News RSS page public in my Netvibes Universe
thats the very same list what I used to make the APC every day
I will update it with new feeds so it is a kindda raw but universal APC

enjoy it

paused

when I started the Simon Iddol thing
it was about joy and fun and creating music
creating, making music again

since I/we started the AudioPorn Central I had less and less time
and I was not making music anymomore
this whole APC issue reminds me of the preSimonIddol times
and its not the same why I started / created Simon Iddol

I decided to stop making the AudioPorn Central
but this is a very hard decision because the site is going well, I enjoyed to make it, I learned a lot from it, it was very useful and I can mention many many positive things

so I paused it now for a week
and lets start to think
what is the future of the AudioPorn Central?

you can convince me to continue
you can buy the site and continue yourself
you can come up with other ideas and solutions
comment or email me

weekend & stuff 04/5-6

The weekend officially just started! Lets have fun and stuff!!

If you dunno what the heck is this or how to submit your pick check here.
In nutshell: this post will stay on top till Monday morning and we want you to send in stuff via comments, its easy as hell and we will be seriously disappointed if there won't be any feedback.

the stuffs 4 this weekend are:
- political mashup by DJ Not-I
- the cheesiest eurodiscotrashmash by A plus D
- Papal Skateboard Art Design Contest
- can Madonna save the world in 4 minutes?
No, but we found a brilliant picture...

Global Orgy Guide the APC's guide to the hottest events WORLDWIDE

If you love music, like we do, you love to go out as well. Finding the right events is tuff and good recommendations are always useful. So we have a new service for you dear AudioPorn Freakz! The Global Orgy Guide!!!! Check out the sidebar if you haven't sen it already, we have a massive and constantly updated list of the APC recommended events, parties, gigs, concerts, festivals etc...

These are all good places/events to go and check, you know you can trust us ;)

This linklist is powered by the organizers and the promoters of the events. If you want us to add your event to the list fill up this form properly and you are done. We will check every submissions and if its something we like we will post it in the Global Orgy Guide. Pls always use this form, don't email us or don't expect us to discover your event, use this form in every case if you wanna submit your event!

We are looking forward to hear from you!

weekend & stuff 03/29-30

As you know already we don't post at the weekends anymore, but many visitors arrive on weekends too and for some ppl this is the only time to get away from the daytime job and focus on hobbies in our case music. So we have a new feature, the weekend & stuff. This post will stay on top till Monday morning and we want you to send in stuff via comments. Its easy as hell and we will be seriously dissappointed if there won't be any feedback.

Here is how the weekend & stuff works:
1. Leave a comment bellow
- you can send in your fave song ATM (the url of the song on YouTube or other videosharing sites or IMEEM playlist etc)
- the url of an interesting music related article
- the url of your latest song, mashup, remix
- any kool and interesting music related internet finds, something what you like or what you recommend for the others
2. make sure to leave you name and website url
because we will credit you for sending in stuff
3. subscribe the comment feed of this post
to follow the conversation and get notified about new stuffs
4. comment and enjoy what others send in
5. send this to your friends, invite them, recommend this post to them so they might join us too, you know more ppl, more fun, bigger party :D

anytime a comment will be posted, we will get an instant notification, we will check every stuff you send in and we'll pick and paste the best ones together into this post, so hopefully we will have a lotta great and new stuffs

The weekend officially just started! Lets have fun and stuff!!

the stuffs 4 this weekend are:
- the new single of the Ladytron
- article about why disco doesn't sucks
- mashup about Life, Summer, Happiness and Ketchup by Xam
- the new album of Firefox AK
- mashup about a knight in shining paris by DJ Fac
- article about $5/month music tax on U.S. residents
- Annie and Richard X strikes again

major changes at the APC announcement

lets get personal
this is more about me than about the APC
I really love the AudioPorn Central, but something very important will happen with Simon Iddol in the near future and it will take a lot of time and effort. Even if I LOVE the APC, and even if the contributors of the APC help me a lot, I simply won't have the same amount of time and energy. Untill I or we found better solutions the APC will work in a kindda minimal mode. Less is more. Less will be better even if its sounds odd.
Let's what will and what will not happen:

WON'T BE ISSUES
- there won't be daily APC NewsBlock
- the APC TOP 10 will be monthly and not weekly
- there won't be any posts at the weekends
- there won't post less !!! it's not the end of the world, only a concept change ;)

WILL BE ISSUES
- there will be more music, more mp3's, more videos, more barely legal or barely illegal stuff, even more world premiers
- the APC will be more subjective, instead of trying to cover all the interesting happenings of the music world we will only post the things we really like or the things we really find interesting
- the AudioPorn FM will return, without KRAFT, hosted by me Simon Iddol. I will do weekly exclusive interviews with great artists, international stars of both legal and illegal categories
- we will rock you hahahahahahaha

let me know if you have any questions, leave a comment, make your voice heard and keep on sending us good pr0nz ;) if we like them we will post them

THX for your love and support

Simon Iddol

new features @ the APC

we have some new and shinny features for you pleasure
and for your more comfortable AudioPorn experience

lets see whats new:
- less posts are on the mainpage, only 18 (3 days) but we have directional buttons at the bottom of each page, to navigate between the older and the newer posts (<< forward and rewind >> like in your oldschool boomboxes)

- there are comment feeds from now on, it means that you can follow the conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for the post.

- also the archives been reorganised, you can browse them by month or category preferences

- as you know it we like to use IMEEM playlists and since KRAFT gone strike we also use IMEEM to make listenable our weekly APC top 10. Some visitors reported problems with the IMEEM  playlists, things like some of the tracks are only '30 sec long... if you have any problems like that with the IMEEM it would be ver useful if you leave us a note! THX!! We would like to find the best way for the streaming, any feedback helps! THX!

We wanna hear your opinion about the new features, the possible errrors you have, so lets use this post as an open conference to make the APC better! If you have any suggestion for new features or you have kool ideas for the APC don't hold them back!

looking forward to hear from you!

the APC crew

APC International, we speak your language

There is a new widget in the sidebar, probably it's the ugliest widget ever. Someone have to tell the Google to allow the design modifications of their modules/widgets, its a mystery to me how were they create something this crap. But anyway, otherwise the widget is great, it translates the APC to your language! We know that music is international, but you might need it if your English is not the best. We are testing this thing now and we will try to make it nicer. Let us know if you find any errors and hopefully many of you will find it useful.

You are welcome ;)

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two hundred thousand

6 and a half months = 200 000 unique visitors

THANK YOU!!!!

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AudioPorn FM #005

this is very stupid
also very embarrassing at the same time
we asked KRAFT (and we asked him very very kindly) to change few things about his show
his behaving and style first, but we also suggested few conceptual changes
he gone MAD and WILD
he decided to strike and he locked himself into the studio
we are not in the position to control him right now
but he promised that he will do the show
anyway, you can hear what he is up to just grab/stream the podcast

As you've seen it last week, we made a brand new feed for the AudioPorn FM!!! Please click this fancy button to subscribe the AudioPorn FM podcast and feed your fave podcasting software. This way you will never miss a show!
Yes, we are iTunesReady!!! Of course it is FREE!

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exclusive M.A.N.D.Y. interview @ the AudioPorn FM

yes it is true
the next episode of the AudioPorn FM will be M.A.N.D.Y. Special
Simon Iddol made an exclusive interview with Phillipp Jung
about the band
about the legendary Get Physical label
about the Fabric 38 mix
about geek tech issues
and so on
you can hear it, stream it, download it very very soon at the AudioPorn FM
make sure to get it!! it's coming TODAY MONDAY!!!

here is a basic M.A.N.D.Y. 411 after the jump, audio/video ;)

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AudioPorn FM #004

Sorry for the delayed broadcast, but as we told you many times we had major technical difficulties last week and  it resulted a lotta delayed issues this week. But we have to tell you that KRAFT was so sad, he always came to us to record the show, but we sent him away every time. But finally everything is OK, at least, so here you go! Grab the show and/or stream it in the players, KRAFT is ready, here is the AudioPorn FM episode #004! Enjoy it!

... ah and here is a new thing! We made a brand new feed for the AudioPorn FM!!! Please click this fancy button to subscribe the AudioPorn FM podcast and feed your fave podcasting software. This way you will never miss a show!
Yes, we are iTunesReady!!! Of course it is FREE!

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